WE Got A WiNNeR!!!!!

Yes folks already we have a winner. Well done to Moondoggie beating back the crowds to be the first in and swoop the coveted cup of Ovaltine...............in the morning you say Moondoggie. sure thing Honeyspuds.

PRIZE GIVEAWAY!!

So dear followers, I have decided to do a prize giveaway of a cup of Ovaltine redeemable to the first of you to respond to this post, I hope it doesn't get too competetive and scrappy and you all go about it in a very adult fashion with no sour grapes toward the winner, closing date will be midday on the 3rd of September 2010.
have fun.

Heston GoAwayenthal

Oh how I used to delight in the thought of my good mate Heston Blumenthal popping onto our screens to create some kind of crazy blancmange out of 18 kinds of cheese and an old bike frame, the anticipation of whether the celebrity guests would enjoy his latest culinary Frankensteins monster, all the test tubes and bunsen burners and ingredients that should never be. BUT! After watching possibly only 6 programmes here and there I find his television show to be a right annoying pile of tits, as he ponces on screen with his stupid white doctors coat and  specky face, the sunlight gleaming off his self contented fat bald egg of an head. What changed? is it me? or has he become the most irritating of all the twatty men that get massive amounts of cash for cooking on the telly.

       I think the worst bit is the questions ''will I be able to pass off sheep knackers and castrol 2 stroke oil as a lobster bisque?'' followed by screen footage of him doing it, at least give us something to hang onto, a small element of surprise is all I ask. I think the next episode should contain the question ''can I smash my own face in with a small rock hammer for the next half an hour?'' followed by the usual tension ruining footage of it happening ........................................
Can I bang 7 inch rusty nails into my own bladder? of course you can Heston do us all a favour.

Hello

Welcome to the first day of my blog. At this point I have no idea what it will be about about or what will happen but hopefully it will start to take some shape as I go along. Unlike the film Mullholland drive where I had no idea what was happening or what it was about and in the end I was none the wiser. If anybody reads this maybe they would like to give their oppinions on what it was about and what happened. It seems that I am rambling now so I will stop 'blogging' and go away for a bit and mess about with my page.